Oh, mighty bearded men of renown, no need to have your banner of masculinity brittle and dried out from the daily battle with wind and sun. Hark! Deliverance is nigh!
Ok, ok. What it is, is, Argan and Jojoba oils, and my exclusive blends of essential oils. After showering, shake a few drops into your palm, rub hands together, and apply to beard and your beard skin.
Argan is known the world over as an awesome hair conditioner, and jojoba is the oil closest to human sebum. The essential oils are just for you, and the noses you allow to get close.
Packaged in an amber glass bottle, with an orifice reducer and aluminum cap. It's a generous 2 ounces.